long time ago when mankind was still drawing pictures on cave walls there was a great city within which there lived the highest developed species on the planet - GNOMES.
Gnome City stretched as far as the Gnome eye could see; its sapphire towers dazzled against the clear blue sky; its golden walls glittered in the sunlight. In Gnome City there were no cars, no fax machines and no computers - all was well.
The Gnomes ate the fruit and vegetables they grew, they fished clear, unpolluted, waters, and they were happy. They also had beer, which made them even happier. Happy that is until the uncivilised creatures from the caves started to multiply and invent things like mobile phones.
As mankind got nearer it was decided by the Gnome High Council that Gnome City should be hidden, but, alas, it was too late. Gnome City was destroyed by a Landrover Discovery inadvertently crushing it whilst a stockbroker called Julian did a bit of weekend off roading one Sunday in August.
The Gnomes fled, frightened and angry they started to plan the re-building of Gnome City and REVENGE...