There's no place like…Gnome City.com.
Now you can become a Gnome... You may be human, but now there's a way out.
Send us 5 digital photographs of your head (front, back, top and either side) and you can be made into a Gnome.
Leigh did, and look what happened…

Leigh Gnome says…

"I was unhappy as a human being… work, technology, money; it all got me down. Now I'm a Gnome it's great. I fish on a Tuesday and Friday, and drink beer everyday. I'm so glad I became a Gnome".

How to Become a Gnome

You will have to be patient for this extra special service as it takes up to 60 days, and it may seem expensive, but I'm sure you'll appreciate that these gnomes are unique; they are sculpted by hand by talented artists, hand-painted, and couriered door-to-door as fragile goods… Just think no more computers, no more faxes, and no more mobile phones. Join the Gnome resistance today. When you order your Gnome you will be prompted to email your 5 photo's. Alternatively you can post them to...

'I must become a Gnome'
Elite Highway
The Elite Group
Wortley Moor Road
Leeds England
LS12 4JH

Please ensure you mark your email or letter with your receipt number.
Unfortunately photos posted to us cannot be returned.

All bespoke gnomes are created based on photos supplied and these are our 'artists' impression of the person - Elite Highway take no responsibility in the subjective likeness of the gnomes.