Quentin Gnome says… "I abandoned my champagne and fast car lifestyle for the relaxed and sleepy life of a Gnome."

Shafi Gnome says… "There's no stress in being a gnome. "

Mark Gnome says… "I was trapped in the wrong form."

Jane Gnome says…"I wanted to spend more time in the garden."

 

Alan Gnome says… "Modern day technology made my life hell. I could never press the right buttons. Now the most complex part of my life is putting my shoes on."

Dave Gnome says… "I couldn't remember where I left my car. Now I'm a fully independent freeform pedestrian."